We Hardly Knew Ye:

  FOOTBALL! Do you know what's happening Sunday? Football. Vikings football. Real football, with real Vikings players, who are really going to run, and jump, and catch (hopefully), ...

Looking for a definitive collection of Shirtless Vikings pictures? You bet your nipples that Purple Jesus Diaries has you covered. Browse through our photo gallery to see current and former Minnesota ...

  Welcome to Acting Cordial, which is the easiest article we get to produce all week on this stupid blog, because someone else does half the work for us! In reality, it's a decent ...

Alright, I done goofed. I had a busy week last week and didn't throw up a proper game preview thread. At this point, doing so seems a bit fruitless, but god dammit, I have scotch to recommend ...

Cover Your Eyes, Children! Here's what you would be doing if you loved your children this Sunday. Instead of sitting them down in front of the San Francisco 49ers and Minnesota Vikings football ...

In an unprecedented move for the NFL, it was announced on a blustery cold winter's day in late February that the Super Bowl victory secured by the Minnesota Vikings throughout the 2012 campaign ...

Time to Get Super Fly: I would be lying if I told you I wasn't super excited for the return of Jerome Simpson to the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Truth of the matter is that he probably ...

"As a Harvard graduate, former Walter Peyton NFL Man of the Year, and a human being who cares very deeply about America and American values, I felt it was time for me to step to the forefront ...

Game Five?! How the hell did this happen already? We're on the fifth game of the season? And the Vikings have a winning record?! That's what really freaks me out. Even if they lose this ...

My lord, if I could make shirts this smart, I'd have like $37, EASILY. Rather, these are t-shirts sold by Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe that feature the now-famous descriptives ...

You know how your mom would always tell you never to trust a frothing pedophile in an unmarked white van promising you candy while playing pocket pool? And yet you did so anyway, and he was a ...

EVERYONE IS DYING: Is it just me or does it feel like every NFL player is dying this season? RGIII has a concussion and couldn't play a full game. Ahmad Bradshaw played like he had trench ...

PAYBACK TIME, RED BACKS: IT IS ON NOW YOU CELLULITE DIABETES FACES. I have been waiting silently, like a dog ready to murder-screw a bitch in heat, to once again face the racist Washington PIGS ...

When we last checked in on Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder's girlfriends (or lack thereof), we had last seen him with attractive young lass Kacie McDonnell. The two of them ...

Red Zone Against the Red Team: I saw a stat today that said - outside of that first game of the season against the woeful Jacksonville Jaguars - Purple Jesus has gone five straight games ...

Show No Mercy, Percy: Hey guys, welcome to a Thursday night, kind-of prime time game day/evening. I say kind of, because not everyone has the NFL Network, where this game is being shown on across ...

It's Halloween! Once, that meant something to me. Now, I go home and ... What, it's Wednesday? I guess I check the waiver wire for fantasy football, read Game of Thrones, maybe watch some ...

There are four players on the Vikings that deserve to be on a fantasy football team this year, and I'm stretching that definition by including the defense. And even then, that's a MAYBE. ...

Back From the Dead or the Walking Dead? I suppose that is the main question for this week. Despite the hot start for the entire team, in recent weeks we've seen the defense start leaking a ...

It goes without saying that Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Christian Ponder, is struggling after a hot start to the season. He went four games without throwing an interception (the last starting ...