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Take a look at the NFC North standings early in the 2012 season, and you'll see something surprising. Instead of stalwart teams like the Green Bay Packers or upstart new young squads like ...

OK, yes, I know you don't exactly go hunting Cardinals, but we're not playing the Eagles this week either, and those you can DEFINITELY hunt. Especially bald ones, because their eggs taste ...

Ugly Teams Have Feelings Too: I realized after the final clock ticked a Minnesota Vikings win over the Arizona Cardinals, 21-14, that I've been writing all season trying to find out what kind ...

Last week, the Minnesota Vikings, architects from HKS Sports & Entertainment, and city representatives hosted their own community forum, mock-scene from Parks & Recreation as they invited ...

What is this I don't even. From the intel that I can gather, the above picture IS in fact Minnesota Vikings running back, Adrian Peterson, aka, Purple Jesus, apparently dressed up as ...

I WISH It Was Mediocrity: Instead, it may be just downright terrible football. The Vikings lost to the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday, November 4, 20-30, and frankly, that was a generous score. I ...

I know, I know. Halloween was LAST week, you moron, why are we still talking about Minnesota Vikings players dressing up in costume? Well, it's because Kyle Rudolph, Chad Greenway, and John ...

Detroit Brought Lions, I Brought Crow: And it's not bad, really. You just have to char it a bit. It's kind of stringy, but that's all. And I'm not eating ALL of the crow, because ...

As four of you know, Purple Jesus Diaries also has a merchandise shop over on Spreadshirt that goes woefully uncared for. It isn't that the designs or the products are bad or anything. In ...

We've been fooled, every last one of us. Ever since the Vikings drafted "Christian Ponder" and let former Minnesota Vikings starting quarterback, Tarvaris Jackson, walk in free ...

Cool Rushing Stat Story, Rams: Heading into the Minnesota Vikings and St. Louis Rams game on Sunday afternoon, the Rams were feeling a bit like Ice in Top Gun. Cocky, sure of themselves, ...

After Adrian Peterson defied space and time on Sunday and face punched the Rams rushing defense for 212 yards on 24 carries, I've heard some pretty stupid things flying around. Most of them ...

It's almost Christmas time, and if you haven't wasted your money on the Minnesota Vikings fan in your life by purchasing crappy Vikings shirts from the Purple Jesus Diaries' Merchandise ...

Everything is Bigger in Texas, Like Football Games: You thought I was talking about something else? Like maybe big cowboy hats? Big old Five Gallon head gear, with the brims and sawdust and ...

It's playoff time! Well, it is for the Vikings when you need to pretty much win every game all the time from here on out to even have a chance. And so that's what we're doing ...

A Game for the History Books: They actually did it. A team that was predicted to finish by most experts at a paltry 3-13 again pulled off the ridiculous and ended up 10-6. They had some poor ...

Eh ... It's a holiday and I'm watching bowl games, so I don't have much to share, but if you have yet to see this Adrian Peterson ESPN commercial that is a bit newer, you can check ...

If you had the horrible misfortune of going to work Monday morning this week and interacting with a Green Bay Packers fan, they were probably very prompt in reminding you that their favorite team ...

Lauded sports journalist source, The Onion, has broken an exclusive story about one of the Minnesota Vikings - and the NFL's - most popular players, running back Adrian Peterson. In a ...

No, silly, not a DALLAS Cowboy (Although I wouldn't really mind if he was), I'm talking about a real Cowboy. A Western, gun totin', cowboy boot wearing, Django Unchained lookin', ...