Chicago Pizza Sucks!:
Created on 27 September 2012
Little known fact: Minnesota football fans of ALL walks of life are pretty excited about this weekend. It's kind of a rivalry weekend all across the board. The Minnesota Golden Goofers are ...
Created on 05 December 2012
This is Mark Swanson. I'll bet his friends called him "Swanny" in high school. Or Marky. Or ... Well, he's allegedly 39 years old, so maybe he's young enough to have gone ...
Created on 07 December 2012
How Many Boos Does Christian Ponder Get?
Does he get all the boos? Every single one? Will any of them be directed at Big Leslie or Bill Musgrave? I would think some of them would be, wouldn't ...
Created on 09 December 2012
Will the roof hold up under this Minnesota snow?!
Welcome to another Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread! Today, the Chicago Bears visit the Minnesota Vikings in their final match up of the ...
Created on 11 December 2012
For many years, it was safe to say that the NFC North sported the finest looking uniforms and logos in the entire league. Seriously, name another division that had every team sporting a totally ...
Created on 13 December 2012
Look at that picture. What a goofy picture. What an odd set up. Why is this even happening right now. What kind of hole was ripped in the space-time continuum that allowed those two wandering ...
Created on 02 January 2013
As time ticked down on a Minnesota Vikings victory over the Green Bay Packers on Sunday, the Vikings wrapped up a playoff spot, and guaranteed that the New York Giants and the Chicago Bears would ...
Created on 21 February 2013
It has been a god damn whirlwind of logo information the past week, and frankly, I am thoroughly enjoying it. Today, we bring to you re-imagined logos from a website called "The Draw Play" ...
Created on 21 March 2013
The Chicago Bears announced yesterday that they are parting ways with Brian Urlacher, middle linebacker stalwart and balding man that pretty much has embodied everything about Chicago football ...
Created on 30 April 2013
SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM, CUTTY.
Yesterday, Monday, while the rest of the NFL was still talking about the NFL Draft and the influx of new players who have come into the league, Chicago ...
Created on 15 May 2013
Despite several aggressive and haunting beatings provided by Vikings fans to the contrary, those god damn rumors about former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher joining the Minnesota Vikings ...
Created on 30 May 2013
Happy Thursday! Hope you didn't already eat breakfast, because this will surely make you throw it all right back up.
What you see before you is the final argument against humans being ...
