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Written by Dave Kelsey.

The foretold second coming of Jesus Christ has already occurred. His name is Adrian Peterson, aka Purple Jesus, and He is a Minnesota Viking, which is so fucking awesome for Vikings fans. He’s also a surprisingly big fan of Wasswa Serwanga.

Got a question for the Purple Jesus? Shoot him an e-mail at purplejesusdiaries at gmail dot com ( This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. ) . Ask him about the team, players you’d like further insight on, or your own sexual infidelity. He already knows all about it, so let’s just air it out, shall we?

Also, we’re about 95% certain that this is a 100% fictitious blog.

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